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Try "A Phantom Edit" up on youtube, aside from cutting out the podrace scene it's a perfect edit that combines all three films into one (its mostly ROTS) 2 hour star wars film. Aside from the shitty acting all around, it made enjoy what little was enjoyable about the prequels.

I'm unemployed as well and recently beat the Witcher 2 on Insane over the course of 4 or so days and I'm pretty sure that's more of an achievement than working at Taco Bell.

I too tried to brave the prequels once, and I have the well-rested eyes to prove it.

This reminds me of that episode of Kenny vs Spenny where Spenny drinks his pee.

Photo Album is my favorite Death Cab for Cutie album, largely because of Blacking out the Friction. I don't know why, but I always associate the album with early fall. *Edit*I forgot about the acoustic version of "405", which is also my favorite.

Just a shot of the door, the surely non-consensual squeals of a japanese girl in pain, and a sound not unlike a bear trying to swat down a hive of bees as the laugh track plays on loop.

Just a shot of the door, the high pitched non-consensual squeals of an animated Japanese girl, and a sound not unlike a bear trying to swat down hive of bees for the honey inside as the laugh track plays on loop.

And yet without Nick Kroll, Mulaney makes things like Mulaney.

I want to write an episode where Sheldon masturbates angrily to Hentai alone in his room as the laugh track plays on loop.

That promo picture and blurb makes me want to vomit blood. A curse upon The Big Bang Theory, and a curse upon the lowest common denominator that composes its audience.

With the GRRM's bloated corpse, festering in a pile of money and wine bottles.

This show is so damn good. If anyone is skeptical, watch the episode with Fred Armisen as the tentacle monster, Tanaka.

Next in line is Antichrist, now tell me about Dafoe's dick and why him getting nailed is not a pun.

By the director of The Crow? Alright, someone make sure to kill Nikolaj Coster-Waldau so guys looking to get laid can dress up as him every Halloween.

Hippos kill more people per year than any other large animal in Africa, and can easily crush a nile crocodile to death in its mouth.

Eh, the Flash is okay. Call me when your kid truly understands Melancholia, then we can talk.

I'm a huge fan of the EU that these movies and the prequels demolished, so it is going to take a whole fuck of a lot for this movie justify its existence after what the prequels did.

Your 7-year-old has terrible taste and you are a bad parent for letting him watch the prequels.

So it's Star Trek Beyond but with Star Wars this time? This is both what I expected and acceptable, though it is at the same time also unexpectedly disappointing.

"You're a focused…..powerful…..force of nature, aren't ya?" -Goldblum, in this film