Due to unemployment, I had enough time to get my character to level 63 with 126 hours played and I can honestly say that I am entirely out of things to do in Fallout 4 that aren't the same radiant quests over and over. The recent update killed all mod support, which killed all of my enthusiasm for the game. I'm hoping…

I went to a friend's house to smoke weed after work one time and ended up being forced to watch every single one of those Jimmy Fallon lip sync duels prior to smoking. I faked a couple of laughs when they looked at me, but I have never felt such resentment for a youtube video fad or a friend than when I endured hours…

This is the first holiday season since I was 15 that I have not been working in a retail store that blares the same 8 Christmas songs over and over and for once I'm thankful for being unemployed and destitute.

A meant mystique as a character in every other piece of X-men media as opposed to in these movies which I otherwise love. Initially I thought they were going to give her some character development to become the sinister character she was in the first trilogy but they seem to be shifting her back towards being heroic…

After Hillary's scene with Abbi and Ilana the camera will pan out revealing Bernie Sanders in the background with a bong in an outstretched arm, "Now for our "equal time", ehehehe."

"Cunty Music legend…"

I found out recently that my older brother and his wife were really into Duran Duran and had recently seen them live and my response was: "I didn't know you did cocaine."

Now where's my Arrested Development/Transparent crossover?! I feel like the Bluths might be less socially sensitive.

After hearing that Raimi Malek tried out for the part of Han Solo, I can't help but keep picturing that movie being the best thing despite it being strange that Han was a lithe sexy Egyptian man in his younger days.

So it looks like they're cashing in on the ol' Jennifer Lawrence train even if it makes no sense for mystique as a character, and by god those are some of the worst line readings out of an actress I've heard since I went to my local performance of Shrek (my sister was in it).

I like Lindsay as a character, but she's a self-obsessed sociopath intent on the path most profitable to her, regardless of who it involves and feeling bad for her is exactly what a character like that wants.

Yeah. It was one of those situations that I couldn't believe was happening when it was, I was so damn angry after it happened I think I drank a fifth of scotch a night and smoked an eighth of weed for the week after just to keep myself calm and I normally only have a bowl and a couple of beers. The worst part was it…

Having recently worked in a deli where I was one of two men to like 10 women, I can assure you that the idea that women are less competitive than men is complete bull shit and, as an idea, is incredibly sexist.

I may have been the only ten-year-old who watched Becker (non)religiously, and I can honestly say it was pretty great up until he quit smoking then it kind of went down hill. Ted Danson's always great, though.

While I can never get videos to load on this site for whatever reason (actually, ever since the layout change a while back this site has taken 10x longer to load anything), I youtubed this and it looks great, Jillian Bell and Stephen Root are both the shit.

So, basically, you didn't read the article and you wanted to open your gaping hole of ignorance to show the world?

The entire show was worth it for Rafi and introducing me to Kroll Show. It had its ups and downs, but it was funny enough to keep me watching and I say that as someone who had no idea who any of the guest-athletes were ever.

Well, she was also dating my drug dealer at the time so there were other, deeper issues there. That and she named The Big Bang Theory as one of her favorites which is one of the quickest ways to get me to vomit up acid.

I had a friend who I was romantically interested in for a time who once told me that she did not like Seinfeld or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and in my most Seinfeldian move ever I have yet to speak to her since.

What I heard here was this: "70mm is awesome and the only way to truly enjoy a film, but you live in a poor area so go fuck yourself." Huh, same thing Imax told me.