This man has a face that lies somewhere between Fallout 4 character and anime villain in the Uncanny Valley.

As a kid, long before I had any sexual thoughts, I had a Slave Leia that was one of my favorite figures to play with next to Leia's figure in Boushh disguise. You know why I liked that figure? Leia was the bad-ass who infiltrated Jabba's palace and assassinated him.

In Oregon, it's becoming increasingly hard to find a six pack of any bottled beer for under $10 due to our terrible liquor laws, so I am extremely jealous.

Christmas: The time of year when we torture our children just enough to find out which one of them is going to grow up to suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

La Fin Du Monde is worth the $9ish a bottle as a treat, as are most of the Unibroue beers. Every time I've found it it's been at an upscale grocery store like Market of Choice or Albertson's. I live in a town with exactly two bars now, both of which feature video lottery machines and animal heads on the wall, though…

If anything should be taken away from this conversation, it is that Belgian ales (more specifically quads and tripels) are the best. La Fin Du Monde is probably the best one I've tried, though for a better price New Belgium has a really nice Tripel that tastes great.

I'd watch it only if he played it really serious and never mentioned or eluded to the fact that its Branagh in drag.

I think it is a misnomer that Star Wars was in any way George Lucas' to begin with. All of the good stuff in Star Wars was either from Ralph McQuarrie, The Hidden Fortress, his team of directors, and the excellent original cast. Lucas is responsible for a little bit of A New Hope and the prequels. If anything, handing…

See I saw the picture and thought that Kenneth Branagh had made an adaptation where HE was Cinderella and that seemed to justify Waters' love.

While I admit to liking IPAs when they're done right (Lagunitas Hop Stoopid comes to mind), the main crime IPAs have committed is forcing other better styles of beer like porters, Belgian trippels/quads, and stouts/Imperial stouts off of the main shelf and into the "specialty" areas.

Welp, this video is private. I used to be really into the whole micro-brew thing when I was in college and during that time I tried Dogfish Head's World Wide Stout which was an experiment in how high of an ABV they could get into a beer. It tasted like rum with beer in it but in a good way.

If those Nickelodeon executives can somehow trick Jhonen Vasquez and crew back into making more Invader Zim episodes, maybe Nickelodeon can cancel it again and extend the shelf life of their shameless Hot Topic merchandise for another 20 years.

Hi-C was the box I always hoped for in my lunch pail, but Capri-Sun was what I received.

George Lucas: "I originally intended for Han and Greedo to have a civil discussion on trade politics but that damn Harrison was such a cad I couldn't get him to read the lines without giggling so I threw in this scene where Greedo was gonna shoot him so I could kill him off but that darn man improvised and shot first…

Too bad the rest of the cast is either generic (Felicia Day) or awful (Jonah Ray), I love me some Patton.

Amanita, Applesauce, and Today's Supernatural are all up there in my favorite Animal Collective singles and would have made an excellent EP. I do admit the rest of the album was repetitious and sonically similar in a way that made it seem like one overlong song, though I think that may have been Animal Collective's…

I must be the only one who thinks Jennifer Lawrence is overrated. She made the same two faces in every film she's been in: stoic anger face, and weepy vulnerable face. Still, she's got one up on Keanu Reeves perpetually stoned face.

I think we're ALL hoping Carrie Fisher gives the ol' steel bikini another go around in this trilogy.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that feature and had their brain just go "No." and clicked out of the page.

I just googled "Wheels, Degrassi" and the first thing to come up was the world's most depressing article:
"Degrassi star Neil Hope, a.k.a. Wheels, died a lonely death unnoticed"