That this is not universally hated across the US makes me think our great country is on the downward slope as a society.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

At idle, exhaust gas temperature apparently isn’t too much of a concern. You should be able to use the bumper step and work off the tailgate while the truck is running without fear of scorching yourself.

Mm good Blacksmith

This is why I come to Jalopnik.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

I did soup up my old Vibe once.

Anyplace USA.

I would never move to Canada.

Shit Posing As Meat

Just had an idea, modify them to have a switch to go full vertical to blind the shit out of the asshole who pulls up behind you with high beams on.

It’s a metric fuckton, wherein a metric fuckton is equal to 1.1604 US Fucktons

I think I understand. Since I got my Tacoma, I feel much cooler than I actually am. I bump into curbs with impunity. I drive slower sometimes because what’s the hurry. And then I drive too fast sometimes because I want to hit a bump going faster just because I can.

No, it’s my Bach. Fugue you! Sorry, perhaps if I were more well-tempered I could Handel this right now.

What a pointless comment.

Judging by no stars, no.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Holy shit, Raptors have been out that long?

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

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