No, it doesn’t.

How do you think I practiced for this...

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Does anybody else remember those pages in Import Tuner magazine that were just rows and rows of different bumpers/side skirts/hoods? I vividly remember looking at those pages and making my own imaginary car.

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

FIA president, Max Mosley, attended the funeral of Ratzenberger, despite the overwhelming attention on Senna’s funeral, both in the world of motorsport and worldwide. In a press conference ten years later Mosley said, “Roland had been forgotten. So I went to his funeral because everyone went to Senna’s. I thought it…

-Elon Musk

I’d have Matt LeBlanc screaming GET OUT OF THE WAY JACKASS

Fail Rated.

I’m a Spanish Springs resident. 

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

No, Ford’s modular family have huge footprints. Were that town car’s engine bay granted a 5.0 windsor like the olden days, you wouldn’t stand by it... you’d stand in it, in the free space next to the engine.

The old “Will it fit a 460?” argument for engine swap candidates turned into “Will it fit a 4v mod motor?”.

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

Whoa there pal. Seems like someone has a habit of taking everything way too seriously...

Yeah, hell yeah! The long throw of a truck shifter is supremely satisfying.

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.

Wow, baby got back. I have to go with the classic simplicity of the 288 GTO. But different strokes.

Larry Kosilla sent us the video to run, you weirdo turkey