Autotrader is my weapon of choice. Cars.com and CarGurus are good as well.

No way the Steelers live in a glass house, that would make it impossible for Big Ben to rape anyone.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Hey, if I’m one of the last three living humans, there’s a chance I could medal in something!

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

The overlap of people who still like boxing and have tube tvs is pretty big.

Surely it’s “My wife needed new shoes so I decided to get a new wife”, isn’t it?

“My kids nedded new shoes so I decided to get new kids” his next great insightful comment

I wonder how many “broken” remotes are littered through that house.

“*Isiah*? That’s so dumb.”

Well he has been known to put his hands on people.

Four women: He groped all of us, on the same day, with witnesses.

Whether or not he’s known for it, it’s definitely something he does or did regularly. You don’t just one day decide to grope 4 strangers.

BREAKING: MAN FAMOUS FOR BEING A HUGE ASSHOLE IS HUGE ASSHOLE.

He put up serious numbers.

Naturally, many of his former players came to his defense, saying that he’d helped them become the men they are today. Isaiah Thomas stated, “If not for Bobby Knight, I wouldn’t even know where to begin inappropriately grabbing women.”

Holy shit. Is this something he’s known for? He goes to give a speech at a federal agency and manages to sexually harass four different women over the course of a few hours?

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

This is the Big 10, how hard can it be to find a guy who can slooooowly walk the ball up the court, make a few meaningless passes, and then watch some slow dude who can’t jump brick an 18 footer?