Matt Harvey seems unhappy about his new role within the organization.

So things are bad between them, right? When I ask my wife if everything is ok, and she says everything is “fine,” that means I’m in deep shit...

Lucky you for growing it back.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

See, there’s always a silver lining.

I was suitably outraged until I read the details on how Davis fucked over Sheldon Adelson. Now, I kind of like him.

You’ve met my brother, then?

1401 now.

Back side of the Captain’s seat, yellow box marked “Structural Repair Kit”

Hah. It’s not a tradition, it’s a saying that gets said over and over by people trying to paper over the bad acts of the recently dead. It never works. Dying will not stop people from remembering that you were a terrible person, and it is absurd to expect that it will. If you want to be spoken well of after you are…

Part of me wonders why any player or agent would agree to the void-for-fines language, but as you mention it’s all about leverage. I think it’s ironic that the union was happy to bring in the rookie pay scale so there would be more money left for veterans under the cap, but that scale has also severely reduced the…

He’s never been IN the black either.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

They aren’t slaves, they’re student athletes

Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

Just wait - after almost 4 decades, the trickle down is going to start soon.

Hahahaha, I mean of course I know what “lean” is, but maybe you should explain to everyone else what “lean” is, in case they don’t know what it is.

Make lemon AIDS.

I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.