That was a nice little report.

I've read they are quite useful for those on ketogenic diets. Seems ground up, they are used for breading.

We all know how pork rinds are made. Letterman had someone demonstrate back when he was on NBC.

I wish they would do a POV episode where we see Killian's day and how he sees life at Jimmy's. That would be a hoot.

You didn't use the new Disqus spoiler blocker. It makes your post look like a scratch-off ticket.

Adrian Grenier has stunning hands. I mean, real Ryan Reynolds quality.

That's odd. I never really felt that way though I am more familiar with The Onion via their books as opposed to the site. (I still crack open Our Dumb History once in a while.)

Yeah, all this food stuff is really confusing the ethos of the site.

Is it just me or does Wesley Morris resemble a young Tom Jones in that photo?

Gene Wilder was a woman?!?!?

It takes two people to direct this future piece of shit?

After this week, Renée Richards has to be quite nervous.

Telly Savalas smoking and swimming.

To be fair, it was The Purge.

My Lord, that's hilarious. Thanks. I haven't seen that since it aired.

Aussie was dispensed from a pump. No CFCs were used.

Oh, hell yeah!

I loved Aussie Scrunch Spray. It smelled like grapes and your hair could deflect a bullet.

I recall in the 70s, ABC did a promo where a lot of actors and crew were mulling about against a white stage or backdrop. The opening strains of "On Broadway" can be heard. And you hear someone, an English actor, say, "I like this. This is why I became an actor."

Yeah, I think Apple Jacks are still around. At least I remember the commercials from the 1970s. I also remember having a bowl of diabetic-coma-in-a-box called Sugar Smacks. It was like puffed barley glazed in honey. Even as a child, I knew there was something hideously wrong with that product, like people who think…