Is there anything as mundane yet threatening as eating an apple with a knife?

Making a bajillion dollars tends to attract good talent.

Even the terrible sketches were often great though because they seemed to be aware of how stupid the whole thing was while they were doing it.

The Schmidt's first name thing always seemed weird to me because you have to assume that everyone in the show all know it already. So it really shouldnt be a thing to them. Yet the show plays it like it is. Its a weird contradiction that never really made sense to me.

Robbie is inexplicably my favorite character on the show. How the hell did that happen?

Everytime the show references Winstons terribleness at puzzles it makes me smile.

Not sure where you are coming from here. Nick has always been "overly dumb" pretty much since the show started. Season 5 Nick lines up pretty well with seasons 1-4 Nick.

That might be the best line ever.

Winston has been the best charachter since about season 2.

Dude…..Caroline! How could you miss her?

I too have a inexplicable love for Robbie.

These two episodes were so good. So many legitimately funny moments.

Well, we can dream. Seems unlikely though with XMen Apocolypse about to make a billion dollars for FOX.

This is arguably my favorite New Girl episode of all. Love how in on the joke Prince is. They even fit in an homage Chappelles show with the pancakes gag.

The problem with his point is that Schilling is a public figure. As such he pretty much IS on the clock 24/7. His job is to be a public face for ESPN (Which is why I would bet alot of money that there is a clause in his contract that specifically addresses things like this that he most likely violated.)

I see your point. Its not really a hard point to grasp. Its just not a very good or realistic point.

How does being fired for repeatedly making incredibly stupid, insensitive, offensive and incorrect public statements in any way mean you are on the clock 24/7? Thats a pretty big leap to make. My job has a similar policy about social media. I have never once felt like I'm being watched 24/7.

Or maybe they just dont want their company being publicly associated with a racist, moronic asshole.

Actually what Schilling did was compare Muslim Extremists to Nazi's and imply that many other non extremist Muslims are silently supporting them like many non Nazi Germans supported the Nazis.

So just to be clear. You "win" because you made a ridiculous claim and someone pointed out how ridiculous it is.