And his attempt to make “covfefe” a thing failed, so....97....

Why didn’t he just punt? It can’t be any worse than what he actually did.

Erratic behavior, change in personality, impaired judgment, impulse control problems, aggression. I wonder what could have caused all this?

Yeah, and the Simpsons have already done every joke under the sun, so let’s just all quit now...

The Raiders got Cold Feet fast

Not accurate...Dolan would miss and piss all over the fans.

The best part of this is that when KD blew out his Achilles, Dolan’s thought was “now I can play hardball and get him at a discount.”

talking about their personal belief

I work in it too.

Stop being so dramatic.

The content of the draft guide is great, it also looks great and I bet it was a lot of work. People need to get paid for their work. They partner with brands for this. The end.

Wow. I get Deadspin doesn’t like Bill Simmons, but this is reeeeeally reaching.

is that the big 12 anymore?

Durant goes to China for a billion dollar contract. Kyrie quits basketball but stays in town and takes grad classes at Union Theological Seminary or The New School. Zion goes to the Celtics, somehow.

also the worst thing Ballmer might ask you to do is use a Surface, not listen to his vanity band

LOL, too soon

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

At least Peterman was a 5th round pick who was probably never supposed to see the field. He tried and he failed (spectacularly, but still), but at least the Bills didn’t waste the SIXTH OVERALL PICK (!!!) on him.

I can’t wait for him to get into a game and go Full Peterman on us. 

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.