I'd rather he didn't, frankly…I'm just fine here without him…

I had to look that expression up. Kind of disappointed that it wasn't more suggestive.

I wish I didn't have the nagging suspicion that a certain cousin of mine sent that meme to my dad, who laughed and laughed…but I do.

I always liked to imagine alternative-reality GW Bush living the life he was truly destined for: that of a used car salesman, toiling away on broiling hot asphalt in Midland, Texas, trying to convince Buford and Prunella that this '97 Camry was going to make all their dreams come true.

So, God works for the New York subway system. Got it.

Seconded. I worked for someone with CD some years back and got a second-hand glimpse of what a truly terrible thing it is. I wish the both of you all the best.

I just wish there were an iPad version; I really don't need to see that face during my morning commute.

Ingrates…

Well, these are Trump's cronies we're talking about, so it's probably more like "overcharge for what you claim to be non-leaded pipes that turn out to be lined with lead, feign ignorance when you're caught, get a slap on the wrist fine, cha-ching."

When it works, it's so gratifying.

It may not matter much in the long run, but if nothing else it's giving me a life-affirming dose of Schadenfreude. Rejection by the mighty Titans of Industry has got to eat away at Trump's desperate need for approval something fierce. I'll take what I can get.

Your guardian angel will explain everything when you're dead. Until then, just sit tight and think pure thoughts.

The "Make America Kittens Again" plug-in for Chrome doesn't work on this site. Like I needed one more thing to be pissed off about.

At this point we'd take Cap'n Crunch.

[performs interpretive dance of rage]

The guys down at the Bada Bing Club remain firm in their support.

Exactly. That trillion dollar infrastructure plan amounted to throwing money at for-profit interests to invest in projects that they could eventually make a profit on.

"The mystery of faith," said every Catholic school religion teacher I ever had, when backed into this particular corner…

Trump hates this shit.

HEY YA