“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Husky and Starch

Lambo: C’mon coach we were just kidding around.

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

Saying a full decade of the rosary for giggling at that comment.

Wash u ass

Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

Tonight’s I’m going to have a John Daly in his honor.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent