@Arken: Holy cow... that's awesome. I don't remember that camera. Did you own one?

@namabiru: Yup. Happens all the time. One of the first things I learned a long time ago is that there is no such thing as a truly compliant factory. Just good enough and less than good enough...

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: That pose is about 14 years too late!!

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: I almost didn't catch that... Good one!

@Malfunktion v2: HA! Good one!

The owner's nephew is selling these out of Hong Kong and Shenzhen on eBay... He still has some left...

I wonder if there is a Mrs. Sauer and what her thoughts are on this man-cave....

@TheCrudMan: SCORE!!

For someone who has been working in China for the last ten years, I can tell you that this is the case for MOST low end consumer products.

@MePerson: A buddy of mine just did as well. Sorry 'bout that....

@NakedEskimo: Not trying to be funny or a troll...but isn't it a bit strange that your mom would "already" know you were going to a strip club.

@PensoTroppo؟: DUDE!!! Those damn machines are ALWAYS broken. Someone is always having to run down to get the parking lady to fix it.... Doesn't stop us from going there for lunch though.

@Monty: Don't take it personal... I'm sure if we were to have an honesty poll most regular giz readers wouldn't be able to claim they have either...

@uncle_jojo: Thanks for the insight everyone!....

What if Question - What if the screen they had supplied was on par with current android and iOS phones? (not retina - more like ip3GS)

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1:"Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continues... AAY!"

@Maave: I think you'd be surprised. There are quite a few supposedly "tech-savvy" people I've come across who didn't know a few of these.

@Jay Dwight: Dude! Are you freakin' kidding me? Dang it. I gotta eBay that... Thanks!

I REFUSE to give George Lucas anymore of my money. Nope, not gonna do it, not gonna do it....

Photogene for the win. I've tried all the other free or inexpensive apps and I always seem to be going back to Photogene for the quickest little tweaks and edits.