[...] he totally believes that whatever he does is right, regardless, and that everyone should bend to his whim.

By "friend" you mean "concerned party", correct?

I don't know - I think Adrian Peterson is completely delusional. I'm sure part of it is the commission, but the longer this goes on and the more Peterson speaks, it seems like Peterson has some mental issues. He seems like he totally believes that whatever he does is right, regardless, and that everyone should bend to…

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

Joe was sitting next to me and inspired me to take a video of the same. Here was my perspective of it, but just a seat over:

This Championship couldn't have come to a better person. I went to High School with Kyven and he was one of the nicest, most respectful people you will ever meet. His father was also great just a couple months before he passed I walked by him in our athletic office and he stopped the conversation he was having and…

He's a sherbet for the Olympics, too.

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.

In fact, when I used to go to elementary school, if you got tossed out of any kickball event, that was a one-game sitout from the Playground Blacktop Association, automatically. One full pout on top of the one you got tossed from, and I wish they'd just go to that rule in the NCAA's (which is used for foursquare)…

Nobody cares about your high school.

Sorry, nope. Basketball uses the basketball rulebook instead of the football rulebook. Crazy, I know. Flagrant 2 is ejection, not a suspension.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

it's clearly not a banner deadline day.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

It has black people in it? This is definitely getting a Best Picture nomination next year.

At 2 pm Jones then responded by texting her cell phone, he would "smack TF (the fuck) out of" her.

Hopefully they won't suffer a career ending Red Rover injury in the next few years.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to Kyle Korver.