Best Scenario: They meet up at Phil's Super Sweet Seventieth Birthday Party.

Congratulations Mamba!

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

12" Man

If only this had been posted yesterday...

I get a kick out of the fact that all of these people are now dead.

It didn't work out so well next winter when a cop let the Japanese Navy into the Aloha Bowl.

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

Damn.

I live in Fresno. That's literally all I came here to post.

In fairness, it's been 50 pounds since that guy saw an armpit.

This makes perfect sense. One armpit on one side. One on the other.

Thinking about Black Friday sale on khakis.

[two months from now]

Tom, you actually missed the more impressive aspect of the highlight: J.R. Smith actually passed the ball.

Dennis as Star Lord.

Holy crap. So many planets of female life forms for him to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on.

"Aye, aye"