An unclaimed towel floats through space.

Live long and ... Get a pension

The future is bright. Sun explodes.

The search engine found it's soul.

"A magnet?" asked the AI. "Wai..."

One man enters. Two men leave.

Miss Universe gracefully bowed her tentacles.

"You can't cloak your heart, Captain."

"Idiot! I said 'lunch,' not 'launch!'"

James Clarke: Born 1985, died 1885.

"I said DON'T press the button!"

For Sale: Child's spacesuit, never used.

"Been hit with a few shells, now I fly with a limp"

I thought the final moments were amazing, especially the Doctor's quote at the end: "We all change, when you think about it. We're all different people, all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good. You gotta keep moving... so long as you remember all the people who you used to be."

"Answer it yourself," Google sighed finally.

Sure, at the age of eleven, Tod thought it was magical to discover he was living inside a game simulation. He thought it was wonderful to learn all these secret ways to change reality to his favor. He could gain magical power or dodge death.

Editors Note: This is the first time I've taken part, so the end was a bit rushed because I was worried I'd gone on for too long (also it's first draft-written-on-the-spurr-of-the-moment kind of thing, so it's probably a bit bad). But without further delay, here we go:

Link's cousin, Andrew, always suspected that the "hero" was up to no good, but when he found the heart container incubator in the basement, he wasn't sure what to do next. Link was on the brink of immortality, and if that happened, it would mean the end for Hyrule.

In Soviet Russia, rocket launches you!