I forgot I drank all of the wine. When I got home and trader joe's was closed. The horror. The horror.

The Wind went about it all wrong. It should have tried a warm, gentle breeze to lull the traveler into a false sense of security, then blew an overwhelming gust all at once to rip the man's cloak away. The lesson: appear innocuous until you crush your enemies decisively.

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

Right. So I dabble in the Occult. Based on this article I must be a real Wizard. Yea!