I would like to recommend this article, but I am unsure.

I forgot I drank all of the wine. When I got home and trader joe's was closed. The horror. The horror.

This was the hardest, most painful hand job Steve had ever gotten and he'd gotten a great many over the years. To start off there was no lubrication anywhere. It created problems not only for his tool, but the hand itself - which meant this hand job was going on a lot longer than anyone anticipated. The pressure was…

"That's one small step on man..."

Mercury: "Wanna swap orbits?"

Vegetables bled while the meat laughed.

Do robots get a heaven or hell? He wasn't certain but he clomped through the door, looking around at the blackness in front of him. He heard a shout, a cry for help, and noticed a folded box before his big metal feet.

Why are Russians dying in numbers, and at ages, and of causes never seen in any other country that is not, by any standard definition, at war?

The Wind went about it all wrong. It should have tried a warm, gentle breeze to lull the traveler into a false sense of security, then blew an overwhelming gust all at once to rip the man's cloak away. The lesson: appear innocuous until you crush your enemies decisively.

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

Waterbending.

It was a sweet kiss. The kind of kiss poets write endlessly about. The kind that unrequited lovers yearn for, that kings kill for, that heroes die for. He knew, instantly, that she realized this too.

They say a kiss can grant the recipient a whole new life. Revitalize them, reaffirm the reason to live another minute and another day. This kiss, she hoped, as she did every day she came here, is the one that will bring him back to her.

"Time heals all wounds," laughed amputee.

The monkeys typed as reality shivered.

When lawns are mowed, grass screams.

So they won't like my Steampunk Killer Mermaid Time Travellers who kills Snow White and the Seven Zombies to avenge their dad's death and then they find out it was Earth All A Long because they hated every Ape they saw from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Zee Story?

"My other pet peeve was a tendency to include massive amounts of rape, misogyny, racism, ableism, etc. in an attempt to shock in horror stories through a really obvious taboo that didn't actually serve a purpose in moving the story forward."

I now have an urge to write a story with all of these story types included.