"..fucking Verifier!"

No fish fingers and custard? Blasphemy!

It had taken considerable difficulty for Billy to find someone who would actually develop the roll of film for him. Most of the shops we came across would, for some reason vehemently refuse once they saw the..curious state of the film canister.

Once upon a time, in a cramped grey studio apartment high above a sprawling grey city, there lived an Old Man and an Old Woman.

After haphazardly skipping through time and finally realising no one actually bothered to build Stonehenge, a rag-tag, underfunded and ill-equipped time travel agency must rise up, rally the natives and finish the job before a paradox tears apart the whole of Great Britain! ^^

Raleigh Claire watches as the Chef struggles to open the can with three-out-of-many hands, his pointy green nose turning a deep shade of red. Finally, he succeeds, and a spray of purple vapour gushes from the opening made by the can-opener, leaving a rather obvious stain on the pastel white wall. Deftly finishing the…

"Godunov. How did you take down Metal Man?"

The village elder would blow on the hunting horn. And with a whirlwind, a loud noise, and a flash of light, the Hunter would appear in the middle of the village. Each time, he would nod solemnly at the village elder, before trudging forth into the unknown reaches of the surrounding swamp, followed by a number of…

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever.

And so it came to pass that on a dark and stormy night, the Princess of the Kingdom of the Porcelain Plains beheld from her castle window her kingdom, ravaged, beseiged by the Burly Barbarian-Men of Bal-Bas-Bow and made a wish.

Johnny Hee looks up.

Kinda late to the party..but yeah, here goes.. ^^

Fucking In-Betweener.

It took forty years of wandering to convince Falling Flowerpot that there was nothing throughout the lands of Siu Poh Zhua, Sah Kor, Lehlio and Dian Si Kee. Nothing but wasteland, strewn with old and broken newspapers, garments, radios and televisions. Time to turn back.

It is eight-forty five in the morning. Gunther Gunn gets up and wants to kill himself.

One-and-a-half hour before Teo Chia Long's shift comes to an end, the Old-Woman-With-A-Funny-Car shows up.

He had stepped out of the house for some exercise, only to see it half-buried, sticking out of the wall.

..and his very first line will be "Finally! Ginger!"

Get a truckload of coke and a crop duster, and you too can become a necromancer! ^^

Well, it's a clockwork city, someone has to wind it up. Glad you loved it! =)