unclechigurh
Uncle Chigurh
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Can’t wait! If Curt really pulls himself up by his bootstraps, it’s gonna get bloody.

“Make the far left heads explode”

I love how right wing assholes think every thing they do is shocking liberals. Nobody gives a shit about this human shart.

“This week on our Nazi collector’s corner. We will discuss the finer points between SA uniforms and SS uniforms and how you wear them.”

“When America sends its NFL teams, they’re not sending their best.”

At least Trump is comfortable being who he is, bluster and all. Curt on the other hand, painfully tries to pass himself off as some thoughtful intellectual of the right. It’s cringe worthy hearing him “explain” things. He’s an awful combination of a college freshman philosophy major and an embittered gamer-gater.

*racist conspiracy theorist joins racist conspiracy website*

Curt’s wife: “You’re not running for Senate.”

Watching him debate Elizabeth Warren is going to make Trump look like Socrates

Hopefully he will team up with Ted Cruz and his father, in some sort of LeBatard-esque right-wing news show. Rafael Cruz already has tremendous experience blowing left-wing minds.

38, obviously.

So how many times per show should we call and ask if he’ll ever pay back the good(?) people of Rhode Island?

I’m curious if there will be a segment on Curt’s advice for collecting nazi memorabilia.

Always good to see some bloated dunce who seems unemployable finally getting off the taxpayer teat.

Proof that making a hotdog sandwich is a Noble pursuit.