lol good

What kind of drugs do you sell?

Sure it does.

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You could always leave.

Were the first two the two penises that make up Greg Oden’s one penis?

These are not mutually exclusive.

He still hasn’t fully processed Glenn Frey’s death.

Does he fall asleep during his at-bats or just in the dugout?

If you really want to make sure Rush shows, tell him his Oxycontin and Viagra are being held by an underage Dominican rent boy.

Shut the fuck up.

Joel Embiid was.

Sic semper erat, et sic semper erit.

Not if you’re really shitty at drafting, like Sam Hinkie.

Drafting a big man with a foot injury is never the correct decision. In fact, it’s the dumbest possible decision.

And then proceeded to make draft picks that would make David Kahn blanch.

Sixers are the Browns of the NBA. Congratulations.

wat

Not offside but definitely a handball.