Now that’s how you respect the flag.

Now that’s Brown streak I can support.

Armor emulating muscles, a silly tradition dating back thousands of years.

Actually, police are part of the government. So the government is in fact trying to interfere with their exercise of speech.

Actually, by contract law they are obligated to provide an escort for the Dolphins. I’m sure I can find a comic strip to glibly explain contract law to you.

Freedom of speech, as defined in the constitution, prevents the government from impinging upon the speech of individuals. Police are part of the government. These police are trying to impinge upon the free speech of several individuals.

You seem to recall wrong.

pls no

Worst take.

Pro-level parenting. Amateur status revoked.

No, it wouldn’t. Maybe the FBS teams (though that still isn’t crucial to the article.)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so turning their backs on Joe would be highly complimentary of the man.

He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!

No one should ever root for St. Louis under any circumstances.

I found a recipe for a meat dick using bear meat here.

I had a pair of wide-wale corduroy shorts that went down nearly to my ankles. They were also at least two inches too large in the waist so I cinched them on with a braided leather belt. I was very proud of those shorts.

I definitely had a Kappa full zip fleece that I was very proud of.

The IPC conducted a survey during the 2008 Games with 99 responses.^[1][3] 16.7 percent of the participants indicated that they had tried boosting in training or during a competition, with more than half of them being competitors in wheelchair rugby.^[1]

No, white nationalists just enjoy co-opting Viking imagery and as such many tend to identify as Minnesota Vikings fans.

I like how you recommended your own comment.