I see you’re unfamiliar with the three-strikes law which routinely sends people to prison for life for possession.

Thin Lizzy. The Boys Are Back In Town, baby.

Strikes don’t land three feet in front of the plate.

Skeleton

Too bad for peroxide Paul Bettany.

I had a quarter sized burn scar on my chest that lingered for several months once after a glob of nuclear-hot cheese slid out of my pepperoni hot pocket and onto my naked chest.

What a fargin’ icehole.

Whiskey for the leprechauns!

They can’t afford hurdles in Haiti so he’s always had to jump over imaginary ones in practice. He always imagined they were much shorter.

Some Kilkenny fans feel as though they’ve already wrapped this thing up, but it’s still a long way to Tipperary.

I didn’t even know The Shire had an Olympic team.

Prince Fielder is not a vegetarian.

Prince Fielder is not a vegetarian.

I imagine a wrestling match like this:

Ray Crockett may have played for the Lions but he is not a fucking Lion you libelous son of a bitch.

There’s no way it’s not Hulk. Hulk is associated with Tampa, Hulk has a signature shout (‘Brother!’), Hulk has stupid hair, Hulk is a racist, and Hulk is litigious (thus the redaction.)

I live in Madrid

Funny that you bring up Nadal. It’s not the flattering comparison you think it is.

Jimmy Stewart grew especially close to his costar on the set of Harvey.

I can’t be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a swim team and dominate the pool.