This is what we call a false equivalence.

Rox only gave up Tulo because they knew they had Story. It was a salary dump (as big as Reyes salary is, it pales in comparison to Tulo’s). Reyes was only ever a stopgap and was supposed to get traded in the offseason (or sometime during this season at the latest) to offload even more salary but this whole business…

Mark Emmert vs Roger Goodell on the undercard.

You’re incredibly bad at perceiving tone.

The players themselves are partly to blame for sticking with the ever ineffectual DeMaurice Smith when they had the chance to get rid of him even after he had proven himself to be so.

“Things can’t change unless they change!”

You guaranty the contracts and they will be less lucrative.

How are you so consistently wrong? You’re not even a blind squirrel as you’ve yet to find a nut.

It’s country music. It’s actually gotten even worse.

Well not yet. You have to put her in a bun.

A visual approximation of your nightmares:

Going in the opposite direction, think on this:

Raef LaFrentz

Also, the best way to enter a wedding reception?

I knew a family in elementary school where the father and both sons were named José.

Nah. Plaschke and Isola are a strong one-two.

Calm down, honky.

The only black marks for Ike were his administration’s blatant racism (Operation Wetback) and the fact that he didn’t do enough to reign in the Cold War paranoiacs.

His own son says he showed clear symptoms as early as the 1984 election, possibly earlier.

No, actually he hasn’t.