You take that back. Nothing is an upgrade to Herman Cain because Herman Cain was the greatest.

Impressive Flair Flop

PEOPLE BREAK LAWS WHAT USE ARE LAWS HUH?

Someone bought this gun legally. Unless of course you’re accusing gun manufacturers of illegally selling weapons. In which case we should shut down any manufacturer who does so.

I know. Isn’t it great?

Then please do fuck off. It will be greatly appreciated.

Like the time Donald Trump sued Eddie and Jules Trump. Interesting note: Donald’s lawyer in that case was real-life ghoul Roy Cohn.

Because Ortiz can still hit the ball?

Because steroids are good and everyone should be taking them.

Nothing will ever be worse than Jeets.

Steroids are good though.

Yeah, I know when I get spikes to the tailbone it tickles!

Are you still mad about being too dumb to get a joke that happened months ago?

Who own the Pirates?

lol no

I can’t believe Christian wasn’t drafted.

Nightmare bear.

And all the bags of urine flying through the air.

Hey, Dwight is just out there having fun!

I am not being hyperbolic when I state that you are the worst commenter to ever darken Gawker Media. That’s saying quite a bit.