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Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

“I’d hate to see what happens if he’s ever getting booed and losing 6-1 in a game that matters.”

The political structure in the US is way too skewed rightward. In any other country, people like Biden, Delaney, Clintons, etc. (Probably along with the Romneys and Paul Ryans of the world) would comprise a liberal party, much like Ankela Merkels Christian Democrats, that is center and leans right. Meanwhile, actual

A moderate that is to the left of other moderates, but still a moderate.  Jeez.

Trump is a Northeastern Republican.

Actually yes. This line, just before the long list of no comments

“The men’s team, meanwhile, has not said anything about the lawsuit or the women’s fight for equal pay.” 

In March (three months before the article), the men’s team issued this statement

and the fact that comments reasonably calling out the bad take were deleted by editorial staff made this post even worse.

I have reached out to every member of the US Men’s soccer team, former President Obama, and deceased football legend Johan Cruyff for comment. So far I have received no response. I think that says it all.

Neymar’s defense is that he just rolled around in bed with her 

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Which is worse, a head cold or a chest cold?

This is cheating.  This is like if the debate was “what’s worse: seasonal allergies or a summer cold,” and your answer was “shitting yourself to death from dysentery.” 

Protip: Don’t sign a kicker whose fetish for uprights leads to putting one on his shirt.

If a random different Plumlee showed up to play for Team USA, would anyone actually notice?

“Actual Players’ Likenesses” coming soon in $9.99 lootboxes!

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

He's talking about Muslim immigrants in Sweden, a real bugaboo for alt-righters. Something something white homeland, something muh crusades 

Ballmer to Jeanie: “No sweat.”

I can only imagine the look in Ozil’s eyes...