It reads like this Beryl_Fitzlegrint is drafting up their racist equivalent of the text on a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s.

Looks like 2K is holding all the golf cards. Golf has cards, right? Golf should have cards.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

You never left the loot cave.

“Jersey MTV Show” is my favorite idea for the off-brand Halloween costume of Snooki.

I want to see the list of names they didn’t pick, to decide on that one.

Beaverton

Dude tell me about it! Nothing civil about that subreddit. It’s. fucking. terrible. Nothing constructive about it — just one big meme empire at this point. They’ve outright condemned any outside notion that the game might be okay. 

Thanks. Now I know what to watch next time I'm on space medicine. 

Christ... Please stop. 

I’ve never been a Rage Against the Machine fan, but my understanding of their lyrics is that they’re basically, “We have very strong opinions about politics/And here’s a PowerPoint laying them out/In very great detail.”

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

just make the game from three body problem

“ I let one marry my girlfriend....I mean my daughter “

Jesus, Charlize Theron is a chameleon!  The stuff they are able to do with makeup is absurd.  I would have never guessed that was her.   

Bombshell recounts the Fox News scandal in which numerous female staffers accused Roger Ailes of sexual harassment and misconduct.

Jesus FC