Marketing research found the original tagline “Where’s Your God Now?” didn’t test well.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

Then you should know where they vanished to lol

Really good article. I enjoy women’s soccer, I feel like the ball control and organizational style (instead of the long outlets, and more spread feel of the men’s game)

My father, John McCain, would be so super upset about this. He, John McCain that is, who was my father, would totally not agree with these statements, being that he was John McCain, my father.

I can’t stand regular golf (watching or playing), but now outlaw golf, that has piqued my interest.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

If you outlaw golf, only the outlaws will golf.

Rory having some Troubles I see

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

3,854,833. Splinter in tongue from using wooden spoon to eat chocolate malt. 

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

the Cavs needed to get out from under his contract in order to get below the luxury tax (how that roster was above the luxury tax line, I’ll never know)

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.