You guys, I seriously can’t help but like Miley. I mean come on. She dumped her fiancé, cut all her hair off and started talking about feminism and now she’s growing out her body hair and smoking a bunch of weed and getting nekkid all the time. She’s everything I look for in a woman. What other big-name pop star has…

Am I the only person who is beginning to wonder if Chet Haze and Charlie Sheen are actually the same person? Think about it. They both have fathers who are fairly sane and likable. They both have older, more talented brothers. Neither of them can keep their mouths shut when a camera is around. And they should both…

Life imitates art.

First off fuck Chet Haze. Now with that out of the way, I really don’t see what is accomplished by blaming the parents here. The dude is what, 27 now? So yeah, he’s an adult and can do as he pelases, even if that’s being an idiot racist. Yeah, it would be nice if Tom and Rita were to try to change this moron but maybe…

I thought they had a bunch of malformed Kardashians shackled up in the basement. Or just, like, ones who are normal humans. "Mom, I don’t want to be on a reality show, I want to be an oncologist.” Get in the basement, Karson.

If Jesus existed, I think this is the only recent appeal to religious freedoms he would approve of. Good for her. I can’t blame the police either, they’re just enforcing the law which I’m sure was put in place to protect against unsafe food practices, but still.

“In these parts we use our Bibles for hatin’! Ya hear? You better utter a homophobic remark at that homeless man you gave a sandwich reeeeeeeeal soon or I’m gonna have to take you in, ma’am. Texas ain’t no place for yer compassion. ” —Texas cop

Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

Good for her! Has anyone started a crowdfunding site to support what she’s doing/help pay for any needed legal defense?

Generic non-personalized clothing obviously implies that either this child is a) unloved and therefore unlikely to be worth the trouble or b) unnamed and difficult to claim a ransom on.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

It makes me feel homicidal. My first impulse is to hit the person, so I remove myself from the room. Asian restaurants at peak hours are a nightmare for me. Pho, so good but I don’t slurp that shit.

Stop bragging, Shailene!

I’m jealous because I, 24-year-old adult lady person, would also eat mac & cheese (Annie’s, not Kraft) for every meal if I could.

They’re little Foodie Howsers, CNS.

They love traditional hetero marriage. They think that the breakdown of the family is responsible for most of society’s ills. But they also hate that this couple decided to stay married to each other despite their problems.

Pretending is for children and women. Not for real men.

Any response to the 1000+ comments concerning your writing here, on Groupthink, and on Live Journal?

Sweet shirt, brah! Also, KILL YOURSELF