“Because just like the clock in England, my clock is covered covered in grey fog.”

They reference the daily mail of all places

Top 15 Cars people can’t be bothered to trade in.

I am going to walk into a store and purchase a bag of legal weed. So glad I live in California even though we were late to the game.

Probably alimped for quite some time, actually.

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

Boys, here are 18 minutes of fiat cinquecento crashing during rally cross!

I wanted my parents to get a 5000 Turbo so bad it hurt. We had a friend who had one; he took me out for a short drive and gave me a demonstration of full throttle. It would probably seem laughably sedate now, but at the time that kind of verve from a big sedan that looked and sounded that futuristic blew me away.

See this is why the penny goes in the back!

Because everybody deserves one.

A critical reminder today: keep your clips at an independent location and update it regularly. A shithead billionaire is always lurking, waiting to fuck your world up.

And you guys want me to kill my ad blocker? I’m avoiding the Russians!!

Nice review, and I’m glad you led with Iphigenia. I can’t overemphasize enough how much understanding both Greek drama and Greek mythology (and two overlap quite a bit, obviously), is important here. When you read enough of both (and as a Greek I was forced to in my youth, but chose to in my adulthood), you come away…

Look at this middle-aged white guy. Standing there smiling, shoving our face in his middle-aged whiteness, just a month after a middle-aged white guy killed 59 people in Las Vegas.

There is something deeply satisfying about telling a movie to get bent in a very public way like that. I’ve only done it once, but I enjoyed it very much too.

Substitute ancient Greece for modern Cincinnati

The 11.4 million figure relates only to the 3,000 ads purchased by the Internet Research Agency. The 127 million figure refers to views of organic posts (i.e., not ads) made by Facebook pages controlled by the Agency.

You’re right. No one has ever spent a fortune “maintaining” their German car.

The lump on the hood is actually the same sonic weapon they’ve been using in Cuba, and the Deep State is ordering the USPS to use it in rural areas to steal the vote from Trump in 2020. It’s all over Breitbart.

I didn’t know Young Republicans read Deadspin.