The beltway Hillbillies?

“Pfft. Amateur.”

And it also shows that perhaps his love and respect for his wife is a bit tenuous. Or that he’s got some deep self-control issues.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

He looks like a thumb an old penis with white hair

He looks like a thumb with white hair

I’m surprised that a V6 was able to do that much damage to a London home. Are you sure it wasn’t a V2?

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

Reverse - why don’t we have worlds fairs anymore?

That scared Morgan!

I know it’s easy to Monday morning QB it, but it seems like the Peugeot had a ton of room to veer around the Morgan to the right. As always, it’s impossible to know what went through their head; the Morgan was entering the road from the right and moving left, so perhaps he/she thought it would be possible to get…

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

i truly believe that this qx is how a gmc terrain pictures itself in its mind:

Following the crash, which occurred back on December 12 of last year, other motorists rushed to help her and her 19-month-old son

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

Ken, this is the best series of posts on Jalopnik to date. Better than the E30 Mexico rally car, better than the low mileage journey by Torch and whoever. These three posts that you’ve done are the best. Please, please keep it up.

Did it look this fat as a concept? It looks like it went from resembling Model S (good) to resembling Model X (less good)

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

You forgot the super-secret, invisible underage boy sex dungeon between the bridge girders. #GIRDERGATE