Gee, if only they’d waited another day before agreeing to a settlement, then the FTC might have been paying them.

Reminds me of

Aaaand now it’s political

Sure sure grandpa. Don’t go anywhere so we know where you are. For being communists though, we didn’t vote for Trumpski. I suppose you did though? Is it his brand of communist oligarchy you prefer?

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

I’ve always thought of the Prius as a niche vehicle but this is ridiculous.

Rachel, you posted THE gif. Not anything to add except you the woman!

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

Startling lack of convenient cup holders.

What about cold couches?

Plus wing mirrors.

but probably not much more than that....other than the shaggy carpets (yay shaggy carpets) it looks rather cheap inside

Exactly. V12s are for real presidents. V8s are for secretaries.

Poor man’s Toyota Century — accept no substitutes. At least most of the switchgear and little interior bits in this comes from a gen 1 LS400, the stuff in the President looks like it came out of a Sentra.

I like that he coordinates the excessive stickers on his car with excessive stickers on his shirt.  

Dee being portrayed as an ostrich is the most inspired piece of television I’ve ever seen

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!