I wonder how many stool samples Italy had to send to England before they settled on the one just right for uber-genteel arses?

When we eat them, we would like them presented at exactly 15 degrees before carving, just so we can feel what luxury is truly all about.

Maybe I’m a miserable wad of shtetl-born offal

Well, well, well, what brings y’all to South Carolina, boy? We don’t take kindly to (your state’s demonym) ‘round here. We done heard what you said about us on them internets, be a shame if your Ve-Hickle got impounded after we take a look inside. Why don’t y’all step out now, nice and easy...

People who are susceptible to conspiracies are also often emotionally unstable and prone to outbursts, look at January 6th.

Flash fwd a few years, she is now the United States Congressperson for the district in which this took place. Yay!

Didn’t you get a guy with coconuts to run alongside when you drove your Veyron, too? Maybe that’s why Raph was disappointed by the sound, no coconuts!

Agreed. Impressive engineering, yawn-city on the styling. I feel the same about most McLarens.

A few minutes later on the outdoor terrace at Mar-a-Lago, Melania unknowingly lifts a fork full of throttle body from her salad plate...

Oh I’m definitely not condoning it, that snobby Aston condo tower in Miami is what made me think of it. In reality the term “lifestyle brand” causes me to convulse uncontrollably.

with the aim of creating what it describes as a “technology and lifestyle investment platform” under the working title Outlook 2030.

Right! Somebody memorialized it on the Yootoobs! Sounds just like a middle school cafeteria....

I’ll never forget the “recording of Hell” via a microphone supposedly dropped into a deep well - I tuned into that some random night after returning from clubbing still pretty messed up on goofballs. It ranked right up there with Teletubbies on mushrooms.

So we can call these Trumptennae from now on?

Yeah, I’m not so sure Safelite will bring one out and install it in your driveway while you sip tea! Although I am aware of great technological strides in laminated glass, to the point Elon thinks it can be bulletproof without being 2 inches thick, I’m sure that’s what they’re banking on.

An observation on the exterior styling, it’s as though Mitsubishi and Citroen from the 1990's had a love child. It’s attractive, but also a bit safe and perhaps not flash enough for the influencer crowd they’re going to need to move units.

These dudes are the heroes we need!

I’m really confused how, in a country where we were told for decades we couldn’t have a myriad of great little hatches and wagons because !SEDAN!, and now suddenly if it doesn’t have a hatch, deep six it! Somehow, even now, missing out on some of the best hatches on the planet.

Would this not total the Jag? It fell from a high enough height that an endless assortment of items might now be compromised. I don’t think I’d want to risk owning this after seeing that fall, even if it only appears to have sustained cosmetic exterior damage.

Maroon plastic, velour and carpet everywhere, fake wood so fake it was blurry, the whine of a struggling power steering pump, Madonna, Reagan, Nancy Reagan.