They are the Toyotas of supercars. The styling is just, meh, which is weird because each piece by itself has potential, but put them all together and you get a Corolla/Camry. I take that back, the Camry’s styling is more aggressive than any bulbous McLaren. Shame because of the F1.

Paris in the 1980's.

Honestly, who would have thought in the 90's someday you’d go to China and feel envy over their infrastructure? They’ve built what amounts to multiple NYC subway systems, more vehicular miles over complex bridges and tunnels than we’ve ever had, countless state of the art airports and an entire high speed rail network…

Maybe it was a test. Or he’s been drinking with Springsteen.

Fuck yes. Priests should be ridin’ dirty in hearses every day of the week. Stance that thing too, like John Candy’s in the back.

I’m sorry but did somebody punch the Bentley’s tailgate in the face? Because it looks like it’s all swelled up and can barely see. I never thought I’d say this, but the Korean car is way, way, way better looking than the Bentley, including the interior design. I’m sure the Bentley has better materials, but who cares…

Isn’t praying hard what got the priest in trouble in the first place? Please pray soft guys.

Remember the Alamo rental Jeep we trashed in Moab?

So, uh, how do the airbags know when they’re supposed to save you or hold your beer?

Polyamory is a frequent subject I’ve noticed.

You had me at suicide nets....

Two words: Chi Na.

The Taycan looks like a Panamera whose parents were cousins. This Audi looks smart!

The Odyssey is also the go-to vehicle for Satmar Hasidic Jews in NYC and environs. Go to Williamsburg and check out the choice abundance. Some say it’s because it has enough headroom to accommodate a shtreimel (those cylidrical fur hats), others say a Hasid upstate owns a Honda dealership. I say it’s for both reasons,…

I think the proper place for a loose AM V12 is as the anchor of a yacht. Better yet, the anchor of the speedboat which is kept inside the yacht. The yacht itself is using a Duesenberg V16 as an anchor, and not just the engine!

After what BMW has done to their most recent line-up (not just the styling) everything pictured here brings me back to the good old days, almost quaint. I understood when they started selling the X3 that the brand I knew and loved was officially dead. I was their market, but I refuse to purchase something called a “4…

Raphael clearly doesn’t have children. Annoying children who need to stay in their passenger compartment as far away as possible. The center console is the DMZ, I recommend making it wider and laying active mines.

Just like Brooklyn, the Lucerne was named for a city its parents never visited or understood. 

In that case, they need to recall every sun visor on every car sold in America since they started brazing those goddamn airbag or whatever the hell they are warning labels to the visor.

Precisely. They don’t look Teutonic either, it looks like the designer of the Mercury Sable had a go at the lighting design, which was clearly inspired by the Japanese.