And then collect a bunch of money for interviews while telling the public how poorly they’ve been treated and all about their victimhood a la Nixon?

Sorry Mary Barra, but yesterday absolutely reflects who we are as a people. That Trump was ever able to get a major party nomination says who at least half of us are as a people, and we need to deal with it rather than pretend it was a fluke. Because a lot of devious people have been watching Trump’s ability to rile…

What, you don’t like my inflatable bladder? 

Many years ago when there were squeegee men in NYC (lookitup) some crafty denizens would turn or bend the fluid nozzles so they would shoot up, straight into said squeegee men’s faces. Of course it meant they were useless for the wipers, but so was your windshield if a squeegee man ever managed to rub his…

The answer is Jews, isn’t it? I’m a NY Jew, do I win a prize?!?

You’re the anti-Roger Stone!

This is the Breeze you feel as they lower your coffin into the freshly dug grave. Nothing says you’ve given up on life more than a 20 year old beige domestic sedan from a defunct brand which most people don’t even remember existed.

Waiting for the day I see one hanging in a casket at a viewing.

I’m delighted by how delighted you are, and that’s why they built this thing. I hope you own it forever.

We have a little place in Tahoe, it’s amazing how different everything is depending which side of the Sierras you decide to go down.

There are volume controls on the steering wheel.

First Time for Three Girls on Black Duck.

I didn’t miss your point at all, you just don’t want to hear mine.

I understand your opinion, but for whatever reason some very significant and influential names in automotive journalism who have driven the car are upbeat, or unoffended about it being part of a new “Mustang Family”. Maybe we need to drive it to understand. But it looks like whatever they’ve done has made converts out…

I haven’t read a single bad review yet though, seems like they pulled it off.

I’m with you. The quad light Mercedes from the 2000's have aged badly. Nothing says “I got this at a shady used car dealer out by the airport” like a gold 2003 E-class.

I think by now everybody knows Uncanny Valley is real, and somewhere deep in China.

It feels like a spinoff of “Another Period”. Snoop Dogg needs to do Torch’s lead in.

You need to send that video to Torch immediately! Just hope whoever’s filming is paying good attention.

I suspect if you put it on a dyno, it’s only getting 30% of the manufacturers claimed power. It would probably be close to crashing with a load of Kleenex.