TLDR; The less shit able to jitter and rattle, the better.

That can’t possibly be actual leather, quilted or not. I’d assume that interior is as hoseable as the original, just hopefully with less chance for rust. Naugahyde is a helluva material. I really don’t like that color(s) though.

Wow, they’ve definitely upped their packaging game from when we used to ste... er, procure the Mad Dog.

I posted similarly before I saw this. Being stolen is period correct to Sacramento, too!

The Japanese have an awful lot of nostalgia for things they never had. I admire that.

I’m willing to bet every single component, including the xB itself, is stolen. Probably recently. It is Sacramento after all.

Alls I knows is last time I come in here I clicked on something flashing and Doug DeMuro went running off with my wallet. Can you see if he’ll give it back Jason? Thanks.

I recognize those houses, they’re next door to each other in El Dorado Hills, a suburb of Sacramento. The type of suburb where the teens are all jaded assholes and call their school “Coke Ridge” instead of Oak Ridge, get it? Haha. Ugh.

The Limerick is furtive and mean; You must keep her in close quarantine, or she sneaks up to the slums and promptly becomes disorderly drunk and obscene.

I mean, they’re owned by Fiat, so....

I would not want to be in one of these when the climate riots erupt!

Do you have any idea how old Jeeves is at this point? The man was wiping posh tush in the Edwardian Period, give him a break!

Your judgement from God above can wait when you have this much cash. Plus spy satellites, nothing good is going down back there.

The Spirit of Dicktasty. Not an inexpensive upgrade I would imagine, but worth every shilling.

Credit where credit is due, at least Ford saw the writing on the wall about Americans and their growing aspirations to own European luxury sedans. GM, which actually had a division in the same market just kept whistling and looking the other way while the ship sank.

Ahhh, Milli Vanilliism. Of course in pre ubiquitous internet times people got over it just as quickly as magazines got bored printing articles about it. 

There are so many acoustical tricks nowadays, I’m sure an ambient sound system with wave cancelers could easily be fitted. With the press of a button you could make it sound like any environment you want in there.

That first photo of them side by side is probably 25% of their lost sales right out the gate. I mean look at them - the Bronco looks so much better in every way. Not really hard to do of course, but Jeep doesn’t really have a choice either.

Isn’t that thar Jeep made by them Feehat Eye-Taliens?

No fun? There’s a sea plane flyway under the Brooklyn Bridge so....