NAILED IT!

It was as if Carroll O’Connor was playing his Bunker character reading from a script to make nice to a group of Edith’s friends. Masterful!

I never watch or listen to him speak, it’s pointless. He’s a bullshit artist of the fingerpainting type, and our village idiot. It is our duty not to listen to him.

BMW ConnectedDrive, BMW Apps. My car came with both of these, neither of them actually work, nor can I figure out exactly what they’d do if they did work - the BMW forums have vaguely gone on about album art.

Almost seemed like he was running an outboard!

Oh, I doubt he’s touched her since Barron was born, he’s made it clear 35 is his cut off age.

This explains everything. Thank you!

Cocaine - that is what we put in our center consoles in 1988. Why do you think a brick is shaped that exact way?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting-brake

It was the Mormons, the Wet Blanket Religion.

Is that shagging I see in the back?

That’s pretty much how I maneuver every time I’m headed to Reno!

Because assholes.

STFU Donald.

I have friends in France, influential people involved in the arts and with impeccable taste - well, until I found out they thought the PT Cruiser was the coolest American car ever sold in France.

Good q because I’m pretty sure you get one for free if you buy an Altima in California.

I was married in a carmax, they gave me five days to bring her back.

groan.