with only a 99% chance of survival, it’s a wonder that any of us are here to comment

okay so last year 460k showed up, and contact tracers managed to come up with fewer than 700 cases and one death? Rounding error. And the tests and tracing aren’t exactly bullet proof. I bet more people died on the way to or from Sturgis as a result of traffic accidents. Everyone involved knows the risks.

“Italian Tune-up” for winding out an engine every now and then. I have also heard this called “Blowin’ out the coon farts” in rural parts of CT which I found hilarious

Been running into this from Ford dealers all over the LA area as well.

im not sure ive ever seen one without a piano in the middle of it. mightve dropped on the dude writing the ad instead. 

The bike had a gun antifreeze bottle obviously so it was self defense

I hear griping about the quality of the interior materials, but I look at the pix and see a 20-year-old interior that looks no worse now than it did on Day One. So scratch that particular demerit, it’s invalid.

1. Thanks to David Tracy and the return to absurd suggestions...but maybe an Edsel would be right?

Before I read this pile of shit from Bradley Brownell, I’m going to go ahead and make an educated guess that he’s going to wax on about how AMAZING this bike is and how it’s EVERYTHING AND MORE.

Remembering all the racist stuff is remarkably easy when your cognitive hard drive isn’t bogged down by science, logic or humanity.

Look out, the Baseball Variance Authority is coming to prune you for your foreign substance use!

Cleveland Timekeepers

Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction

So you’re saying that you chose, to publish the raffle story, wisely?

I read Jalopnik because they mention things like “carcinisation” in their stories.

Lincoln needs to go back to it’s roots. Lets see a 1967-69 Continental inspired design with the big squared off fenders and the Godzilla motor. If they did the design right, it could have the same seat height as many of the small crossovers but still have a 10 hooker trunk and look correct for a car.

I never said you must accept it, only that the Japanese have often prioritized manufacturability and engineering over hand-crafted artisanship in their cars, and that there is beauty in it.

I spent 15 years working in social services. The amount of hatred towards the poor is absolutely amazing. “They have a cell phone!” Well yeah, they need a phone to do basically anything in today’s world. How can they take calls from work to cover a shift, how can they take calls about job interviews, how can they…

I’m unfamiliar with that spelling of LS.

Seems like this would be an easy case to solve. Just fingerprint the left behind walkers and  look for a dentist splashing cash in the area on a new X-ray machine or something.