I'd rather read a hundred stories like this, than one more about bored teenagers trying to get people killed by on edge SWAT teams..

That...That

You fucking tell that to my wife Claire. She died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail so our kids might have a better life on the West Coast.

All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

I think I need an adult...

I just treat women like other people and it seems to work pretty well.

Do you like movies? Do you like video games? If you answered "yes" to either of those questions, you should probably skip The Order: 1886.

I'm with Lambert on holding out hope for The Last Guardian.

I first encountered ICO while working on a creative project with a friend in undergrad, back in 2001 (I realize the game was released in the West in the same year, but I'd never heard of it before then). We were slotting together a graphic novel project; I…

I'm hoping for Samantha Bee or Jessica Williams.

You're a shit game.

Well yeah, that's fine. That's IRL behavior. Well, in Florida. But GTA is really just a huge Florida simulator.

That comes after the breakup.

Confiding in a friend about being lonely isn't shady, it's seeking out emotional support from people who care about you.

(The fact that men often feel that they can only reach out to women for emotional support is another issue entirely...)

Dear Gabe,

Or, y'know, you could just laugh at it, becuase it's FUNNY. There's no need to take it so seriously.

See now. This is why all the posturing in the world about better journalism standards is a huge pile of steaming bullshit.

Katy Perry - "The More You Know"

A few minutes before the tweets started, I had gotten an email from Domino's, letting me know that my pizza order was ready, payable with cash upon delivery. I'd shrugged it off as a glitch in their ordering system. I hadn't ordered a pizza, and the address listed on the order was an apartment I hadn't lived in for a…

Honest, 100% true, I said out loud "Oh, man, I can't read any more of these, I need to stop".