Did I miss something? What's up with his voice lately? Did his campaign ask him to start whispering at these events? He sounds almost hoarse.

Absolutely! Nars is incredible. My one true lipstick love.

I got you.

I wore a different shade of lipstick to a meeting and my boss thought I’d had my lips done. I feel ya.

I’m curious as to how many people have seems body react to overheating. In some cases, it crumples like a sheet.

I know she’s brilliant in every way possible...

If you call yourself a journalist and you can’t confront someone face-to-face with uncomfortable questions...don’t be a journalist. Stop letting shit fall through the cracks. It's infuriating to watch him play softball with Trump.

He's saving that for the debate. Sprinkled in with being a copy cat until Anderson Cooper threatens to turn the whole car around.

The day Cooper replaces this jag is the day our state gets way better.

I was on a camping trip with my parents. My mom stopped me while I was riding around the lake on my Barbie bike to tell me the news. I was devastated and banished the Barbie bike from my life because it had such bad memories tied to it.

My nephew just turned one. We’ve introduced him to one of those little plastic pools to splash around in.

This is where it gets a little tricky.

I hate this so fucking much. This is the visual equilivent of nails on a chalkboard.

You could also say she’s a...fungdark.

Amen amen amen.

It’s the only viable path when a giant toddler loses what minuscule amount of power her imagined having.

Theres not a word strong enough to describe how absolutely hideous this is. Sending happy thoughts and love to Leslie.

This Snapchat story was the best one of the day.

What’s your secret?! How did this happen?!?!

What about guys wearing shirts at the beach/pool? On a recent beach trip an older dude got into the pool wearing a shirt with stains I can only imagine came from dunking it in the toilet after a truly massive shit.