Thins mints are my my favorites but HOLY FUCKING HELL OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES!

I did not have as fun an expirience with Girl Scouts. I posted my experience already, so to give you the short version, we sold cookies and got picked on by the older girls (what do they call them? Juinors? They were about 12 or 13.) That was it. I cited my reasons for quitting as, " I need to focus on homework and…

HOLY SHIT I hate to reply to my own response I totally forgot about the grace. I also forgot that we had to say the Pledge of Allegiance before we started anything. The grace always made me feel weird, because we never did anything else that was religious, and even as I child, I was unsure abut how I felt about the…

I'm you there are plenty of bitter stores about this upthread, but let me tell you about the time I quit Girl Scouts!

This is Kiku (the diluted Calico) and Tora (the tabby)! I love them so much. Kiku is neurotic, and is the Undisputed Queen of the House, while Tora is super chill, and wants all the love and cuddles.

Minerva McGonagall had an attitude, mannerisms, and inner strength that I found very similar to the woman who was my 3rd, 5th, and (one of) 6th grade teachers. Mrs. Cooley was the best. As such, McGonagall holds a special place in my heart.

Hmmmm, I think I'd probably be best at History of Magic (history has always been my favorite subject in school), care of Magical Creatures (I'm good with animals), Herbology (I like planting things, and somehow they thrive in my care), and Divination (I have a B.S. in B.S.) My least favorite subjects would be Potions…

My first boyfriend (who my family and I refer to as Lameass, to give you a picture of what kind of a person he was) re-activated his Okcupid profile when he didn't want to date me anymore. He was trying to do the fade-out, you know, not talking to me, not texting, avoiding me. I found out about it through an internet…

Encyclopedia Brown?! Well excuse me, buddy.

Fashion Fair Mall in Fresno, CA

Forever 21?! Please let it be Forever 21. Our resident Forever 21 store has taken up two floors and an entire department store space. IT HAS ESCALATORS, and it must be stopped!

Hey, I like Olive. It's a cute little Christmas special. But DOUBLE THAT on the headline!

RGB perfectly demonstrates my feelings for the tamagotchi. I HATE IT. MY HATRED IS FUELED WITH THE EXPLOSIONS OF A MILLION NUKES.
I have terrible memories of the one and only tamagotchi I ever owned. I wanted one so much that I saved up my allowance for weeks, and when I finally got it, IT NEVER STOPPED DYING. I sat by…

I can't find the words to accurately express my anger and frustration, so I'm going to let Lucy do the talking.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

My brother is one of those guys who can't grow facial hair to save his life. He just went away to college and now lives in a dorm full of guys who grow twice the beard in the 5 weeks it takes him to grow those 5 hairs. He gets super self-conscious in November, and it's hilarious.

I've only recently started wearing perfume. My favorites are Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker, Rare Pearls by Avon, Tabu by Dana, and Emeraude by Coty. Anais Anais is on my wishlist, to someday be obtained! I know that most of these smell "old-lady"-ish, but they're comforting to me, and I feel stylish and grand when I…