Lamborghini cars should be limited to 15mph from the factory.

Is that the knife or the fork ?

Of course he was.

russian standard too, esp the platinum

“president, founding member, vice-president, treasurer, secretary, and sole member of the...”

Do the people who stop and check their cell phones on the subway stairs count?

Also don’t own a Keurig, for god’s sake.

I had a hard time figuring out if the cast was intentionally tanking the show in a form of silent protest, or if was just normal suckage.

I live in the South, and I will knock on doors for Bernie Sanders if it means four years of Larry David playing Bernie Sanders.

I got 50% of the black vote, . . . his name was Marcus.

On the one hand, I didn’t even have Myspace until college. (We just chatted on AIM throughout that era.)

I don’t know, I kind of like that they used the term “children.” Because that’s what they are. I feel like calling them “desirable teens” or “desirable young adults” would have made it seem like less of a problem.

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

THANK YOU! Casino Royale was dumb.

pulse-pounding, laughably unrealistic poker scenes.

I love how Casino Royale is supposed to be so realistic, relatively speaking, and the opening action sequence involves a guy trying to escape Bond by climbing up a skyrise under construction instead of beating feet the fuck out of there. But at least there were all those pulse pounding poker scenes.

Best chance to snoop around the Criuse masion you’re ever gonna get.

lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.

That would be the Suicide Squat movie.

I mean.