(it’s not okay what he did - here’s what I hear)

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

Double down and just start smoking. It will stop bothering you.

Mocking him after 49 women would’ve been odd.

I’m a boring, standard issue white dude, but I like her because she’s funny.

About 610,000 people die of heart disease in the United States every year–that’s 1 in every 4 deaths.

^ found the club creep

As a man, I couldn’t care less about any of this. I didn’t read the article and I didn’t read your comment. I’m replying to you because you were the first comment.

#notallcaucasians

This reminds me of the old Smoove B. articles from the Onion, but for Church. Simply incredible. This article is a gift.

EDIT: I originally spelled Smoove’s name wrong. Apologies to Smoove B. and thanks to NattyClipArt for the correction.

If they owed to staffers, that means anything from the campaign manager down to the kids running the phone banks for $2k a month. Consultants are a different story.

nah, you have to put down your beer if you do it this way.

This is on my ass. On the way to Spring Break (1st year of law school) I told my friends if they thought of something clever enough and paid for my drinks all week I would get a tattoo. The runner up was “Mo Money Mo Problems.”

I just went full-time as a freelancer. I’m loving my new workplace, but I think my co-worker hates me. He’s always trying to disrupt my workflow, and he takes it to ridiculous extremes—-he even threw up on the floor next to my desk and looked at me like I’m supposed to be the one to clean it up.

He explained all that. He admitted he was in Hoboken, voluntarily.

Sounds like you’re kind of an ass hole.

Someone dared me to say no to drugs and alcohol. That didn’t work either.

Be honest: you just wanted to jack off in front of your buddies.

this is a good story.