I missed the part where it’s going to be an active lifestyle crossover with an available EV version.

This is the only relevant answer.

I pulled down an unfamiliar side street the other day and had a bit of a panic moment when the first parked car I saw was facing me. Thought I was going the wrong way down a one way.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

It’s almost as if the stock market has very little bearing on reality.

Yeah. Rule number one of corporate communication is to leave no embarrassing paper trail.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

This is what gets me. Most people will be financing these gifts. So you’re making a decision for the household finances with only one party’s input. Seems like a terrible gift.

Surprise! Here’s a car payment. :)

It doesn’t really taste like chicken, not really a mystery to me. If you were to grill some chicken strips and taste it side by side with Subway you’d notice pretty quickly you were dealing with a different kind of protein. Obviously Subway has the money and motivation to fight it, but I hope they lose.

Side note, a…

Skip the stupid Peloton and do this instead:

The YMCA near my house--which has spin classes and also yoga classes and some kind of dance class as well as weights and trainers and babysitting for my kids while I work out—is $45 per month. Why on earth would I spend $2000 + basically the same amount of money per month to have a stationary bike taking up space in…

Wait, what? $39 is double what I pay per month for an actual gym with other things besides one stationary bike.

You can go to a pretty nice gym for $40/month and you can probably find someone to yell at you for free.

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

That attachment is sold separately.

The ad is effective in that it got me curious enough to look up what Peleton costs. Then when I stopped laughing I went back to eating my Pop Tarts for breakfast.

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

I thought the exact same thing. I thought he was gonna pull one of those “Oh one more thing” presentation tricks and pull off the outer shell to reveal a futuristic but aesthetically more pleasing design underneath.... but IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!