Evacuation slide evacuated.  I’d call it a success.  Good job, slide.

Maybe quantum computing will help us figure out how to pack Amazon cardboard boxes into the recyclables bin more effectively.

Skip the stupid Peloton and do this instead:

The YMCA near my house--which has spin classes and also yoga classes and some kind of dance class as well as weights and trainers and babysitting for my kids while I work out—is $45 per month. Why on earth would I spend $2000 + basically the same amount of money per month to have a stationary bike taking up space in…

Wait, what? $39 is double what I pay per month for an actual gym with other things besides one stationary bike.

You can go to a pretty nice gym for $40/month and you can probably find someone to yell at you for free.

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

That attachment is sold separately.

The ad is effective in that it got me curious enough to look up what Peleton costs. Then when I stopped laughing I went back to eating my Pop Tarts for breakfast.

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

It does this, but while sometimes it’s amazingly accurate at identifying a person from just a part of their face, other times... well, last night I took a picture of my dinner (Don’t judge me! We were having a discussion on grilling.) and FB kept trying to tag a piece of grilled chicken as my sister-in-law. So it has…

I thought the exact same thing. I thought he was gonna pull one of those “Oh one more thing” presentation tricks and pull off the outer shell to reveal a futuristic but aesthetically more pleasing design underneath.... but IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

The problem with that is that this is part of their image, and he won’t change something that’s working in his favour.

Just an FYI, because this comes up every time the NTSB publishes a report:

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Beautiful car, CoryInAustin. I’m a ‘99 GT owner who is converting to IRS as we speak! =)

I think this whole article is a not-so-subtle satirical dig at Mustang drivers because one idiot Mustang driver hit him on his motorcycle and probably nearly killed him.

I can understand being mad at that driver ... but being mad…

Because there’s a lot of crossover between the groups of people that trust public USB ports and the groups of people that can’t tell the difference between two externally-identical cables.

if people insist on using these ports they can also just buy charge only cables (https://amzn.to/2qk98Xw) that can’t provide a data connection. They are actually missing the data wires inside the cable, or there are also adapters (https://amzn.to/2OiCgGz) that convert a normal cable to charge only.

Chonk-E