I thought it was a shitty 3000gt body kit or something tried making their own 3000gt.

Damn, I read that they had stolen 46 POLICE cars. I was both Wow! and Why?? at the same time.

What else is he supposed to do? Shoot webbing out from his hands to stop the car?

It’s not his car. I watched the video and thought it was hilarious.

That’s not how I towed you to do it.

I am getting sick of hearing teachers complain about buying supplies. You try to be nice and have a Black Hawk drop them right on the school but they still find something wrong. God, get a real job.

This reminds me of the conversation I used to have with my parents when I was a child.

Well, this seems stupid.

“I’d settled down and bought a house by your age.” - Baby Boomer to Millennial, forgetting entirely about getting in a friend’s VW bus to live in a hippie commune for a year, during which time enough weed was smoked to keep an oncology ward pain-free for a year and sex was had without so much as asking if Raincloud…

Don’t those rural carriers normally use their own vehicles though?

Yeah I know, the current LLV is basically a slick bullet that ignores air. 

“the rider wasn’t threatening anyone but himself”

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

Reminds me of one of the final destination movies, I don’t remember what one, they all kind of blend together into a rube goldberg killing machine “I am using someones analagy of it, I don’t know who.

I love vague qualifiers like “pretty much everybody” in a technical report. It’s like getting a status report from the young field engineer on problems. Office, “how did it go today?” Field, “it’s all fucked up.” Office, “could you be more specific.”

I already have an electric panini that fries my bread completely.

Yes, as long as the stress is along the direction of the strand. CF has tensile strength.

Oh GM, your stupid “aluminum will dent and tear” ads are going to bite you in the ass now. If you thought aluminum was weak, you are going to be eating crow with carbon fiber.

Wow, losing the election really freed up Hillary Clinton’s artistic pursuits. You go, girl.

So he’s a professional dick....taking pictures and videos of victims that don’t what their picture taken in the first place most of the time.