The hook is taken from “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred. No, really. Really really. She lists the band’s members in the song credits.

I wish I had taken screenshots too but the first I saw it (admittedly maybe two or three hours after it was posted) I remember seeing that they had listed the total cost as $6-7 million under the details section.

“Stein has already well exceeded the $2.5 million she initially sought to raise, having incrementally increased her goal to its current $7 million. What she plans to do with the excess cash is murky at best....”

It seems to me there’s a pretty obvious difference between “I invited some friends over for dinner and asked them to chip in” and “I’m running an underground restaurant out of my apartment.” Again, I just think it’s ridiculous to enforce laws like this on a scale this small. The law is fine and it’s obviously best to…

Is California in the business of shutting down bake sales too? How about kids running lemonade stands? If I invite my friends over for dinner and ask everyone to chip in $5 for the food, can I expect a visit from the cops?

“Champaign”

This screams “USPS fucked up.” One time I had something shipped from Connecticut to California and it ended up in Guam. Classic USPS.

Idk if this makes a difference in who gets hired for concessions, but USC games are 100% dry and NFL games obviously are not. I wonder if maybe the Rams had to make some logistic changes to be able to serve alcohol at the Coliseum and that’s what resulted in the water fuckup.

I always got to the games early enough to sit in much better seats than these, lol. The boxes blocking the view here are actually pretty new; I think they got put in in 2014. The primary student section is two over from this section, on about the 20 yard line. For a good game, that section can be full an hour before…

At USC games, this section is overflow student seating, so if you’re stuck here it’s on you for getting to the game late. After 4 years of home games at the Coliseum, I gotta say it sounds like it’s the Rams’ fault for not knowing how to manage the venue. USC games are regularly full to the brim with no issues other…

“It is important to note that Judge Cooke’s ruling was just an initial order, and that she was required to assume everything Pierre-Paul argued was true.”

What an unspeakably ugly thing for her to say. I don’t really have much to add, just wanted to pop in to say Fight On and you’re a credit to our alma mater.

I fly a lot, and my number one tip is this: when a TSA officer tells you that they’re opening a new security line, do not stay in your current line. Get in the new line. Seriously, you’d think this would be common sense, but every time I’ve had this happen it seems that 75% of the people hearing the announcement…

My mother has a thing for red hatchbacks. When I was a kid it was a bright red Golf Mk3 with a 5-speed manual. The Midwest winters finally killed it at what must have been 15 years old and 150,000+ miles (I actually think the odometer stopped working at some point), only a year or two before I took Driver’s Ed. There…

“After graduating last year, she got drafted by the Dallas Stars in April, but was cut almost two months later.”

A girl I know recently asked one of our mutual friends - apparently in all seriousness - whether Bill and Hillary were related. She was shocked to learn that they’re married.