The shitty personal essays are for Saturdays on Gawker. Let's keep things in order, please.

On the bright side, you're only being chastised by a shut in that has no social interaction outside of the internet, and proudly claims the mantle of bobble head. Her life is deader than her dad, and probably more drug induced.

Well hey, maybe don't project unfair shit onto your husband.

boyfriend is taking a bath, reading. I barge in, demanding to know if all men are terrible, eyes blazing

It's annoying for the same reason "colored" is a stupid term for black people. All people have a color, unless you're translucent. It's annoying for the same reason describing a brown person as "ethnic" is stupid. Because we all have an ethnicity.

Why can't we just say "not white" since it's precisely what we mean?…