Jesus: “I’m not mad, Mike, just...disappointed. Obviously, we can’t allow you up here. Prince and Little Richard are having a concert later, and we can’t have you showing up and rolling your eyes the whole time. Go downstairs and think about what you’ve done.”

Or very briefly, on the tune of a firm sandaled foot to his flabby bottom.

Fucking seriously. I have a friend with a terrible cough, no sense of smell or taste, but she can’t get a test because she isn’t running a fever. It’s total bullshit what these guys are doing.

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but if there is one, Pence isn’t meeting Jesus...

NRA tears?

I am unemployed and I do the same. If I have to leave the house, I put on my n95 and that sucker does not come off until I get back home. I properly wash my hands and then properly wash my hands AGAIN before and after I put it on and take it off. I frequently use antibacterial if I am unable to wash my hands while I…

Perhaps they could also acknowledge the fact that his incessant tweeting is sounding very much like the paranoid delusions of a ranting madman. If that’s too much to ask, maybe they could start by questioning how the POTUS has time to tweet the entire day away. I know old habits die hard but pretending that any of…

Yeah let’s test these shit bums every day when they have unlimited access to the best PPE and healthcare but continue to not give a fuck about who else they may be infecting while they’re out on PR tours.

What’s also so annoying is that your test results only pertain to the moment you took the test. I have to get tested every seven days for the next month (the joys of working with both positive and negative patients) and I pretty much act like I’m radioactive and that everyone is similarly contagious. Every negative I…

Open domestic terrorists and should be treated as such! I sort of hope they actually try something. Live by the gun and violently die by the gun!

As much as it would be hilariously ironic and karmic for Pence to get COVID-19 I doubt he’ll gain any insight about himself or self-realization. He’ll probably blame everyone else but himelf.

Could it be... McConnell??

Seriously. I don’t begrudge the White House, Congress, etc. their ability to conduct regular testing. I think that’s an important and necessary thing for government to do in the middle of a pandemic, even when we’re short of tests. But testing themselves constantly while actively downplaying the importance of…

Your mouth to Gods ear!

Fingers crossed, here's hoping it runs like wildfire through the White House. Especially Trump and Pence; if it kills them both, Pelosi rises to the top!

This bastard gets a test every day so he can go from being useless back to being worse than useless. I’ve had covid symptoms twice and they’re like, “Yeah, you probably got it, but we don’t have many tests. Just stay home and call if it gets worse.”

Sorry for going off topic, but you know that old trope about how villains monologue their evil plans? Bloefeld does it, Palpatine does it, Dr. Claw does it, and we all laugh about how stupid or bad writing that they run their mouths off revealing everything, or as some people phrase it, saying the quiet part loud?

Reporters need to hammer Trump and everyone in his administration about the contradiction of his position on testing for the country (he doesn’t think it’s so important) and the fact that anytime someone close to the White House is suspected of having or actually has Covid-19 they make sure to tell us how often Trump,…