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“I really don’t really get the runs....”   LOLOLOL  :)

I really don’t get the runs on toilet paper. Society is not going to collapse. At worst, we may all be staying home for a couple of weeks. Why do people need a year’s supply 0f TP? Yesterday I went to WalMart for a few things and the entire TP row was empty - just a 50' long bare metal rack with a few signs asking

Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Wipes.

One of my co-workers was at Costco yesterday and in front of him in line was a guy in his 80's with a cart filled to the brim with just ice cream and wine. He’s doing it right.

The ACA is meant to cover birth control for free. When I first started taking it, my brand wasn’t covered but then it was. I’m not sure if certain brands aren’t covered because they’re proprietary or not, still, someone else would have to chime in. I’ve only had one brand and it worked out great for me.

They are irresponsible pet owners,always have been and Savannahs are not a good pet for careless people. They are escape artists with zero homing instinct and a strong urge to roam. They need much,much more interaction and stimulation than your average house cat and are very destructive if they get bored. Also they

It’s a literal and figurative tax on someone’s time to be, essentially, begging the doctor’s office to give you birth control. I know my doctor’s office has better things to do with people who are in worse shape than me, so it would be in everyone’s interest if I was one less administrative task to handle.

The convenience of birth control is a bigger deal than anyone really notices. For about five years of my youth I was too broke to have insurance and well below the poverty line, and Planned Parenthood not only gave me FREE checkup and pills, but would give me the entire year’s worth all at once, so I never had to go

I don’t think that current Joe Biden would utter the words “universal birth control” and I do not expect him to come out in support of abortion without qualifications. Is whatever he’s planning for better than Trump? Sure. We might be able to sustain ourselves on that a bit longer but it will continue to be a barrier

Birth control pills should have been an OTC years ago. There are definitely circumstances where one should consult a doctor to determine if it’s right for you, but much of that conversation can be had with the pharmacist.

First, I will need you to fuck right off with your “I will need you to send me a picture” and “once I approve... you may purchase it.” horseshit.  You are a principle who should be aware that the only thing students “need” from you is an education. Second, many families cannot afford to “purchase” a prom dress let

I would have asked him why he was looking so closely at what teenage girls are wearing, that disgusting asshole.

I almost got into a fight over this at the tailors. Some douchebag in front of me was staff at a local boarding school and was going on about how the girls at his school needed to bring in their dresses to be approved becasue you just wouldn’t believe what young girls concinder okay to wear.....He took a breath to

Gotta make sure girls know that their bodies are shameful and hammer that point in at every possible moment. 🙄

Apparently, it’s harder to have cleavage in high school than to shoot it up.

What an incredibly invasive and creepy thing to ask. Also creepy-the principal claims there were “parents who are proud of the school for taking a stand to ensure prom is an encouraging, wholesome event.” aka parents who were totally fine with their girls being treated like objects that needed monitoring. 

Imagine being so afraid of girls’ bodies you have to set up a tactical force of teachers to parse the pictures of dress wearing students, uploading and categorizing them to some database, and then having some sort of station set up at the prom entrance to make sure the girl in question is wearing the agreed upon

Justin Bieber should not be allowed to own pets.

This.

Oh man, it would be too perfect if Trump picked up coronavirus and died despite his “excellent personal health.”  I hope the vector is the fast food he won’t stop eating.