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They’re still paying her for the 5 remaining columns in her contract. So it would have cost them the same to let her write those and then leave. Why make her leave now? 

Salt is natural?

It gets me how many therapists just decide *not to take insurance.* Like do you care about your patients? Apparently it’s a bitch for therapists to work with, but like...is this about you or your patients? Augh.

The thing is, I kinda do blame Elle.

“ABC News notes that they “only remembered welcoming Buttigieg’s campaign as customers.” Oops!”

Over the last three months I’ve Googled the spelling of Pete Buttigiegs last name three times, which some how makes me the National Chair of the Asian Americans for Mayor Pete Committee.

Well said.

When he first came on stage and did that thing where he picks one person in the audience, kinda points at them and then flashes a sheepish grin? UGH god 2020 is gonna be my relapse year, I can feel it.

I thought this. It’s so studied, it’s off-putting.

Watching his Town Hall lastnight was wild. Everything he says, even his facial expressions and hand movements, sounds and looks 100% manufactured in a goddamn lab.

How funny that Lis Smith spent Sunday and Monday confidently dunking on journalists who helped spread the ultimately debunked speculation that she was operating a sock puppet account of a Nigerian Buttigieg supporter (to be clear, the journalists who spread that bullshit should be ashamed of themselves), without

I hope she finds work online because who the f*(ck is reading Elle anymore? 

I cannot fucking stand this guy. Ambition by itself isn't a virtue, Pete. 

Donald Trump is a flaming pile of shit 

Thank you for reporting on this. Ask E. Jean was always a hilarious romp. I once questioned her advice to someone and she and I had a weeks-long dialogue as to the situation (which I believed might be risky to the querent). She was thoughtful and extremely concerned: not merely witty but truly wishing to do the right

So Elle stands with accused rapists over their victims? Good to know...

Last Podcast on the Left makes this assertion too, but to be clear, just because horrible people and serial killers get married doesn’t mean that anyone can find love. What it means is, if you lower your standards so much that they include racists, abusers, and general creeps you will dind someone who will date you. It

Well, those views are probably why she loves him.

‘The president’s body man’ conjures all manner of horrific images.

Here's to hoping he eats a bullet in an underground bunker after she eats a cyanide capsule.